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I got sexually harassed today. I feel like it was my fault.

I have no problem exposing dirty information about you don't make me cause if you do you're gonna be sorry you ever f***ed with me

If guys had periods they would brag about how big their tampons are.

Seeking A Friend For the End of the World. Must be mature enough to take out in public, fun enough to still play video games like Elder Scrolls Online and watch Disney movies. Must be Christian enough to jive with my beliefs, must not be so Christian that you can't have fun. Must love classic literature and movies. Must be VERY eclectic musically. (NO SCREAMO NO-ONE UNDER 25).

What I offer: I'm a real gamer. I play Rpgs, shooters, puzzlers, and fighters. I'm a decent storyte... read more

We almost clicked but I'm smart enough to reject organized religion. My morality and values come from logic and empathy not fear of God or the devil. Christians are delusional hypocrites, it's sad.Youre supposed to "Love thy neighbor as you love thyself." But, Damn, you must all hate yourselves with the judgey exclusive way you act.

WANTED: A friend. Must love music and video games. Must love disney movies. Must be able to deal with mood swings. Must be able to go an hour or more without checking for new memes. Must be respectful, intelligent, and mostly morally upright. 420 friendly.

YOU. YES, YOU. YOU'RE A POTATO AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE POTATOES.

If a man loves you, ALL his effort will go in to pursuing you. Time and time again it's proves true. If he thinks you're worthless or he's not ready to man the f*** up, then it will show. Don't sweat it.

Losing you as a friend is going to help me quit my alcoholic ways, I promise you that. I just began to taper off my dependence. I can't wait to tell you this when I'm sober. I'm so sorry, but I think it was destined that things stopped.

Rapists deserve torture and death, heart if you agree!

i'm a trans male and tbh i'm scared about going outside because right now i just look like a butch lesbian, and i could be called a f** or be attacked because of it. i mean i live in the south. i am usually around my parents but i'm still really paranoid. UGH i don't expect advice or even nice comments but i hope you at least read it and went "he's screwed lol"

I'm done with living. I can not stand to be here anymore. I've never experienced the love and affection of a woman and that is one of my many regrets. Among other things I also regret my intelligence. I regret having an above average IQ and being able to successfully debate with people 5 or 10 years older than me. I don't mean to sound like I'm bragging, because I'm not. I wish I knew what it feels like to have a person's love and just be able to wake up in the morning after ... read more

Well done my children (Satan)
I couldn't be prouder than if you were my own children!!! the way you spread hatred, racism, bigotry, stupidity, senselessness, and homosexuality.
creating pain and suffering, spreading malicious lies and innuendo and enticing people to follow your lead, what wonderful pupils! you do a teacher proud!!!
Hell I've even gotten to have a vacation! first time since the dark ages, so thanks and keep up the good work you funny hairless monkeys
SATAN

The kremlin just released the peegate tapes! OMG
Trump hiring prostitutes to pee on a bed the obamas slept in!

Anyone else wishing for an apocalypse right now? humanities going down the sh*t-hole way too fast #smh

Is it just the boys I like and date that are f***ing a**h*** ? because it seems like everyone finds the one and I'm here crying at my favorite couple on Netflix getting married please tell me if it's just me

I'll embarrass yo a** n***aquick f***in wit me cause I'm this to expose yo punk a** b****

"HOW DARE SOMEONE SWEAR ON THE INTERNET! I AM OUTRAGED AND INCENSED THAT TOILET TALK EXISTS AND SOME PEOPLE USE IT!"

I forgot about my cherries. Now they look like big, shriveled up grapes. That's $6 wasted.

I'm sick of this virgin life. I want to be a hoe!!