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Religion on Muttr ( page 1 )

Anonymous

oh boy i somehow joined this bible study but now that i have done research about this church i don't really want to do this anymore lmao but i don't know how to tell the pastor. i tried to pray that he would just forget about my existence and never come back here but... um, he just did.
what am i gonna do. i don't wanna join his church asdfghjkl i think i'll have to move so they will never find me again

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Anonymous

literally hope you get in a car crash this morning and die so I never see you again

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Anonymous

Pretending to laugh at the priest’s cheesy jokes will not get you into Heaven.

Anonymous

oh my god i was just trying to read about the subject of jews sacrificing animals and this article is sooo biased lol. I think they're vegans, they're trying to make the killing of the animal sound cult-like when it's literally just how you regularly kill and eat an animal, how do you think you get your burgers?? and they literally said jews and christians are trying to bring the apocalypse by visiting the Temple Mount. How crazy are they?? Note to self, don't read about reli... read more

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Anonymous

I don't mean to offend but, I think that belief in God is a coping mechanism. A great one for many people but, I don't want to force myself to have delusions simply to feel okay.

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Anonymous

Please somebody talk to me....

I pray (oh really?? I am now back, believing and praying?? I'm not sure, I'm just desperate and this has been my default line eversince 😒) for someone with so much sense and empathy and knowledge or experience with my condition would speak to me the soonest.

PLEASE.

PLEASE GOD.

I BEG YOU.

DON'T FAIL ME AGAIN. PLEASE.

Anonymous

I want to f*** Jesus in the a**

Anonymous

Paula Deen cupped the tiny chef in her hands, large as mountains. He was an angry little tiny chef, and it all the more amused her. "Gordon, darlin', why ya so upset?"
"THE LAMB IS RAAAAAW!", Ramsey screamed to the sky. Paula tsked the outbursts and pet his golden locks with one gentle finger.
"Don'tcha worry Gordon, with the power of Butter, all things are possible. Even revenge."

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Anonymous

Congratulations b**** you lose he KNOWS YOUR HEART!!! Wait for the end.. HE SEES ALL. 🙌

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Anonymous

*spits on that lame cowardly sh** called god/goddess/it/whatever*

ROFLMFAO UM HUH SURE THING YOU BETCHA

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Anonymous

I hardly care if this world is a sh**, I only regret why I am even a part of this entire sh**.

*spits on that lame cowardly sh** called god/goddess/it/whatever*

May it fall for eternity very very soon.

Anonymous

I live in a very christian area, and while i have nothing against christianity, i wish people would stop trying to push it on me in place of actual advice.

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Anonymous

It's not God who is cowardly. It's religion that is cowardly. They don't tell you the truth about things because they can't handle the truth themselves.

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Anonymous

I gave it ample time and eventually I found it as some lame incompetent cowardly god, personal opinion.

Anonymous

Do you guys believe in astrology lol? Whats ur sign. (I'm Aries sun, moon aquarius, moon pisces)

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Anonymous

God, Jesus, and your religion can f***ing suck my dick. It’s all bulls*** and your a f***ing retard for believing it

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Anonymous

Does God support same sex marriage? I say yes, because God loves every one of us, why would he create man to be gay?

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Anonymous

Oh my sweet lord I hate these religious people who can't stop screaming about "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve". For f***s sake just shut the f*** up, no one cares.

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Anonymous

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

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Anonymous

I still hate You. I still want to die. I'm so tired. I see no silver lining. Yes You abandoned me. Bad things only keep happening. When can I ever get a break? When? That woman, will she ever give my money back? I'm already broke. Yet that wealthy lady still took what's so little left in me. Why are You allowing all these? I gave You a lot in the past. I served You. Why aren't You helping me a tad bit in my lowest times? I'm gonna hang myself soon. You wait.

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