Chick with giant boobs: "OMG! Stop complaining! Yeah, so what if you don't have cleavage. At least you don't have to deal with 24/7 back pain! Seriously, you don't know how lucky you are!"
Me: "Yeah. You're right. I don't have to deal with constant back pain. But I do have to deal with a bunch of deeply rooted psychological trauma cause by years of bullying because I don't have that cleavage. Still wanna tell me how lucky I am?"
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