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Anonymous

The options for prescription sunglasses are so ugly. They are either Ray Ban style or weird stupid hipster sh**. I'm a normal person who want's a cute, normal pair of sunglasses.

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Anonymous

I hate that iPhone vs Android meme because iPhone users think they're hot sh**??
Tell me what's so good about iPhone?
- better camera?
- emojis?
- storage????
What else huh?
- sh**y high price
- easy shattering
- crappy looking interface
- bragging rights probably

If you have an iPhone and you think Android is inferior to it you're probably a rich and/or privileged kid who look down upon people for the dumbest... read more

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Anonymous

I spilled milk on the carpet. What does my dad decide to do? Keep watching his f***ing show. I'M FINE WITH CLEANING UP MY MESS BUT YOU COULD AT LEAST MOVE THE g**d*** TABLE SO I'M NOT SHOVING MY SHOULDER BLADE INTO A f***ING CHAIR AND PRACTICALLY FALLING INTO THE DAMN THING

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Anonymous

SCREW THE WORLD

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Anonymous

I hate it when I get a muttr comment that doesn't make any actual sense lol. I have to guess that they've assumed some context that isn't there otherwise it makes no sense.

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Anonymous

I was just scrolling through the instagram discover page and came across the most gorgeous specimen I've ever seen. Like I've never actually been taken aback like I was by her g**d*** smile... at least in her posts.

I feel unbelievably creepy about it but we have 4-5 mutual followers and she goes to a college in my city. Is it too much of a longshot to try something?

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Anonymous

Duck penises are so gross looking, lol.

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Anonymous

A very good way to end a night is with feeling loved and appreciated.

A very very good way to end a night is with your crush/best friend telling you why they think you're really cool and literally telling you that you're cute.

A mildly stressful but still hella really very rad way to end the night is all of the above but also thinking about how you didn't do your homework because your brain became a garbage bin of "how do academics?"

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Anonymous

im torn because i always feel so much happier when jay's in charge but at the same time i'm afraid to lose myself when he is? it's weird because whenever i'm in charge, which is almost always, im never worried about losing jay and he's never afraid of dissapearing.

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Anonymous

So what exactly is the "heart" reaction? Up until today I thought it meant that you care about a person in trouble but I feel like that might not be the case...I don't want to accidentally say I want someone to hurt.

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Anonymous

You know what sucks for some guys more than anything? F*cking more than anything? Being short. It's a damn curse. The worst. It doesn't matter how much confidence you have, how attractive you think you are, hot women don't want anything to do with you. You're an absolute joke to them. They don't even give you a second glance. The worst part is that there's nothing I can do to change it. I can try to workout, work on myself, and I have, believe me, I have. I took my due dilige... read more

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Anonymous

I'm not good at this.

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Anonymous

I have a YT channel (not gonna say what b/c idc if any 'fans' of mine are on this site)
I've made a series of videos
but i didn't finish it b/c i couldn't
and once i can
i dont' wanna anymore

i wanna make something similar now
but with a different fandom
but if i do
everyone's gonna get mad and be all like "If you can't finish -first version- then why the f*** are you doing this? MAKE # 4 ALREADY YOU f***ING c***!!!!" or ... read more

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Anonymous

You can so easily tell when someone gives less of a sh** about your fan character, you feel like it's just cause it's a fancharacter. I still put work and personality in em, i'm not one of those ppl making it to ship it with a canon character guys. I showed an fc to a friend who was even interested in the same thing I was interested in,[a diffrent friend of mine that was interested in the series liked it] but when I mentioned my fcs there was just dead silence for a while and... read more

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Anonymous

I need to go see friends. Keeping myself locked away like this is starting to get to me.

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Anonymous

Toxic is the word of the day on here.

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Anonymous

BLUE FOOTED BOOOOOOOBBIESS!!!!

Anonymous

Tomorrow is a new day :)

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Anonymous

Just because I don't do sports doesnt mean you can say, "oh you should find something to do already" or "did you join any sports yet??" like f*** off. just because you think you're some big shot football player doesn't mean you can make me feel like sh** for not wanting to do a sport f*** OFF

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Anonymous

Just be nice plz
You catch more flys with honey than vinegar

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