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Anonymous

Chick with giant boobs: "OMG! Stop complaining! Yeah, so what if you don't have cleavage. At least you don't have to deal with 24/7 back pain! Seriously, you don't know how lucky you are!"

Me: "Yeah. You're right. I don't have to deal with constant back pain. But I do have to deal with a bunch of deeply rooted psychological trauma cause by years of bullying because I don't have that cleavage. Still wanna tell me how lucky I am?"

Chick with giant boob... read more

Anonymous

It's okay if it means I'll never feel happy again. If I don't feel anything, I'll never be sad again, either, and suffering far outweighs happiness

Anonymous

I curse the person who stole my passport and other documents....

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Anonymous

what if the marks on our hands are actually the the logo for the alien people company that created us

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Anonymous

I Am Bi!!!!!!. Thank you.

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Anonymous

Im a sex addict whos been celebate for the last couple of months. I've been really irritable and I couldnt figure out why until I thought about it. I havent gotten laid in months. f*** this sucks Im so f***ing horny all the time.

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Anonymous

I am sorry but these parents know damn well if their kid is mature enough to be in a movie. Tickets ain't cheap here so when all I hear the whole movie is conversations from your 4 kids and "kick them in the nuts!" From your 5 year old the entire time. I think it's time for you to tell the hush! Especially when it was something my family and I rarely get to do. Have some common decency or atleast just question
"Would I enjoy having kids running around during the whole m... read more

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brokennerves

Students living on campus their first year do better.
Wow you are so right, between not being able to sleep for my 6:30 am class, my roommate bringing 8 drunks into the room at 3 am when I just finished studying and just fell asleep for my 6:30 test was so f***ing helpul. Hearing the girl at 5 am dancing in the halls singing
"It's raining BIG men amen." Is just one of the many highlights. The racing in the under building parking lot is amazing especially when you ... read more

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Anonymous

my back hurts all the time
might be obesity, might be my sh**e posture
either way i f***ing hate it

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Anonymous

born to late to explore, born too early for cyberpunk, born just in time to be consumed by crippling depression and the desire to stop existing

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Anonymous

You know I just can't get over this that happened awhile back
Teacher when I walk in:
"Oh hey where were you yesterday?"
Me: *not seeing a need to lie.* "Getting my drivers license."
Teacher:"AND YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPORTANT? You seriously think thats more important than class?!" She was clearly pissed and I smiled
"Yep." And went to sit down.
Okay lets play this out
#1 Your class is interior design, something I am just taking becau... read more

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Anonymous

"haha look at me! i'm gay, everyone. isn't that something special? aren't i so interesting and unique?" when someone parades their sexuality around like this, you know they have no real personality.

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Daddyyy

I stand corrected. As well enraged.

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Anonymous

i hate this stupid f***ing body. it isn't mine. i don't know why i'm trapped like this.

Anonymous

vv don't marry a man you don't love, both of you will suffer. vv

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Anonymous

I was in line at a drive-thru and watched the passenger at the window throw an old fountain drink out of their window and into the bushes. I mean, I see litter everywhere but rarely ever catch a person in the act. I sat there and weighed the pros and cons of getting out of my car and telling them what a piece of sh** they were. Decided it was probably a bad idea, i'd look crazy, my kids were in the car. But f***ing REALLY? YES, YOU REALLY DO HAVE TO INCONVENIENCE YOURSELF WIT... read more

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Anonymous

yaoi fangirls are gross and should feel bad for fetishizing gays

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444344345

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous

You know when you get pulled into an argument on twitter but you forget to check and it's a month now so you just leave it be

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zircon

i went back to sleep three times today and i still feel like sh** and if i sleep any more all my friends will be offline by that point so ill have to spend the day alone with nothing to distract me from my thoughts

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