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Anonymous

I'm looking foward to Mom's awesome turkey dinner and Dad's desserts. I think I'll give my dogs a turkey bone and a few scraps too.

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Anonymous

This f***ing holiday is all about turkey-killing. It's like "Happy turkey killing day"

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Anonymous

just had american thanksgiving at this orthodox jew's house. orthodox jew is relevant in this tale of woe because they don't eat any pig products (no ham, no bacon, no bacon grease, etc etc etc)

it was bland, sad, and i've had tv dinners that tasted better

also, i think maybe the person is just a bad cook because i can't imagine that orthodox jews subject themselves to such terrible things on a life-long basis

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Anonymous

Why don't they have Cheetos in the uk?

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Anonymous

Everything tastes funny today. Like, even my favorite soda tastes different.

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Anonymous

Happy Turkey Day b****es

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Anonymous

I hate deceptive foods: dam mushrooms trying to play it off like your meat! Real Fake news

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Anonymous

I want the sleep machine from inception

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Anonymous

Tomorrow’s thanksgiving!!! Time to say goodbye to all my summer body dreams . And hello to some hella good food!

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Anonymous

Its seriously the middle of the night, I just woke up starving. I hate that... like why? stop it body.

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Anonymous

I want to decorate cakes because it’s an art . I could care less for the sugar tbh .

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Anonymous

I drink about 7 cups of tea a day... I used to drink soda. Tea helps.

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Anonymous

i want my phone mom please give it back im sorry for getting upset about not getting Hawaiian pizza when the order was mixed up

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Anonymous

ok no seriously i am eric booden and people bully me at school and call me eric booboo because they think i look like honey booboo and it just so happens to go with my last name so please stop kennie

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Anonymous

So tired of thinking about how fat I am all the time. I just started eating and so what do I do? Puke it back up....ugh I Am mad at myself for eating and mad at myself for throwing up. I’m mad at myself for not being perfect. Will I ever be good enough?

TMI/TW:

When I was puking I just kept chugging water and puking more, trying to rid my body of all the food. Trying to rid my soul of this fat. I usually just starve but today I purged and it actual... read more

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Anonymous

Me: Today I will diet
Also Me : stuff yo face girl

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Anonymous

I've recently lost 19lbs and my boyfriend is trying to tell me I can't have any pie, potatoes, stuffing or bread at Thanksgiving. WTF? I know I don't want to gain it back, I know I have more to lose, but it's Thanksgiving. I would like to relax and enjoy it like everyone else.

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Anonymous

Time to go make a four layer cake WOO!

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justaperson

Still trying to open those fruit cans, its 3 PM now and have not eating anything yet. Bro your love is so strong I think I'm gonna faint.

Anonymous

#skinny #diet #mindf***maledomination

“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”

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