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I REEEEEEEEEAAAALLLY need Netflix suggestions.

C'mon lets go find a bar you can still smoke at.

I wish I could get drunk tonight, but I have to work tomorrow. I do have two tall boys, and I will probably drink them, but that won't get me anywhere close to the drunk I'm wishing for.

here is me below
if you want to berate me click on laugh
if you want to, well you know :) then click on love

He is abusive. Really need some law enforcement advice. Thanks

You're smart, surprisingly funny and a truly good person. Too bad you have pets, we could've been more.

I promise that I'm never going to take a sip of that poison or smoke another cigarette. I'm just going to read my bible, train dogs, and do burpies.

I'm trying to pretend that you are right for me, but reality often sets in and I'm reminded that you are who you are and how you are. I've lived a great portion of my life with you knowing that your ways and thoughts and words irk the hell out of me. You are so damaged and such a child. You are a 36 year old child trying to live life as a man.

That's it. Your Choice do get drunk tonight decided how I will behave, I share with you and you shut down?
Ha...

What's it gonna take here tonight to get your attention...hello..hello...hello!!!! Is there anybody here???? Damn... what's really goin on

Go ahead you small minded idiot, you retched piece of human refuse!
I dare you to leave a comment in fact I double dare you you spineless
mealy mouthed little girl needing her big boy panties! and just what
are you going to do about it LOL a**h*** !

How dare you rape me with your eyes. I feel SO violated.

Don't complain about your problems. Solve them instead.

....said our resident serial killer.

Has anyone on here ever seen Purple goose scat?

Ughhhh I'm freezing and I need a honey bun, cheetos, and a cookie. And

If you have 75 dogs then you must be an excellent trainer. You would have to be to keep them in line.

You got 20 minutes to come upstairs before I just sit here and don't move.

You be got 20 minutes to come downstairs before I take the hell off

I bet you scare yourself every morning when you look in the mirror. I know it would scare me.

Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.